I'm Alondra. Fuck you. Fuck the world.
XOXOXOXO
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In the future...
Husband: What are you doing?
Me: I found my old Tumblr!
Husband: Can I see?
Me: No. Noo. No. No. No.
Husband: Is that....Wait. Was your Tumblr about me?
Me:
Husband:
Me:
Husband:
Me: No.
Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.